"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
Is that Tumblr text meme thing still something people do?
Either way, I got bored and decided to make a few for fun
anonymous asked: for make me choose, Dan
The way some people freak out about pumpkin spice stuff coming back you’d think it’s a rare drug from a desert planet or something…
The fact that my two favorite gamers (Markiplier and the Grumps) played Five Nights at Freddy’s made me so happy ;u;
SO DID ANYBODY KNOW THAT THIS GUY, HARRY MELLING
AKA DUDLEY DURSLEY
WAS RELATED TO PATRICK TROUGHTON (HIS GRANDFATHER), AKA THE SECOND DOCTOR?!
WHICH MEANS DUDLEY WASN’T A MUGGLE, HE WAS A FREAKIN’ TIMELORD.
Also the actor who plays Dean Thomas is the son of one of the original companions.
Welcome to Britain. We have always had ten actors, we just breed them to get the next lot.
See Benedict Cumberbatch.
The biggest plot twist in StarKid history
The way Darren delivers his “What the fuck!?!” is the best.
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
The Road to Grump Dorado
Idk they always looked like each other so I just